THe first one is probably my favorite. A good reminder to laugh and play.
* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
* The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
* Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
* Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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